tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89949022012-01-04T13:21:38.177-06:00The artist formerly known as Web Surf Nicaragua.The Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12562458874735723439noreply@blogger.comBlogger4631100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8994902.post-30232879231802347322011-07-23T13:55:00.001-05:002011-07-23T13:57:10.579-05:00

Not sure if anyone's still paying attention now that the WSN address is dead, but YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Or at least it was... If the missing images on this blogspot page and the fact that websurfnicaragua.com now leads to random advertising haven't tipped you off, strange and terrible things have been afoot with my internet websitery provider. After a couple of attempts to pay for hosting with no "thanks for your payment" or "dude, you haven't paid us" emails, I get an email from the guy that

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Oh man hamsters.We got us a dang zoo around here. Seriously. I believe I already mentioned the fish, and it was a long, long time ago, but I think I've only updated once since around mid 2003, so it's probably only a few "older posts" clicks back. There have been may changes in the fish situation, and even changes in the bird situation, but I'm a mammal, and with that bias inside of me, I'll hit

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More like "Ernest Goes to DEATH Camp," am I right?I was a strange child.But I'll get to that in a minute, because I have to provide a little background here. There was this dude back in the day. His name was Josef Mengele. And for those who only had a high school history class or don't watch The History Channel on the regular, that guy sucked. Like seriously. As the chief Nazi mad scientist of

The Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12562458874735723439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8994902.post-6289645460252084622010-09-01T21:00:00.001-05:002010-09-01T21:01:24.078-05:00

So that's why you got weird color thingies for the background and such right now...

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(Seriously, though, just double-click it and open a new window, because my blog is too narrow for widescreen video)

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REO Speedwagon band photo, c. 1979Song interpretation is a funny thing; regardless of what the song is really about, people are gonna hear what they wanna hear in the lyrics. I remember this one time when I was back in high school, when the real computer teacher had retired, the new computer teacher followed up her utter cluelessness about computers (she actually took the time to tell a

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I know I'm about a week late this one, but when I had my website-updatin' mojo working last week, the whole thing with the socks-with-sandals crowd gathering en masse to watch doctors, lawyers, and business executives jack off their flutes was more time-sensitive. Anyway, they had this big rock festival thingy going on, and the big attraction was the "THE BIG FOUR" were playing a show together

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Assholes.I hate jazz. There, I said it. I hate jazz, hate it to death, and I hate the people who listen to it. I hate every second of non-musical "hey guys, look at how many notes we can play in sequence" wankery it results in, and I hate the people who tell me that I'm supposed to "appreciate" that crap. More than anything, though, I hate the endless parade of uppity white people and resulting

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What the FUCK?As a developmentally-stunted man-boy and huge goddamn dork who never fully gave up the pursuit of the accumulation of little cardboard pieces with pictures of football-men on them, I have little room to talk when someone blows some money on something silly. But after the events of the last week or so, I found someone who makes me not feel like a damned moron for once spending twenty

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...Be stealin your canned goods.

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...Because I stepped on it and the screen doesn't work anymore. So to anyone out there meaning to contact me through audio-based or non-internet text-based means, go back to using the old prepaid ghetto phone number until I can get all this sorted out. Stupid phones. Stupid feet.

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WON'T YOU LISTEN?COLA DRINKERS DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE ABOUTTHEY PUT YOU DOWNAND SHUT YOU OUTOH YEAH BABY...But seriously though, Sweet Leaf ain't got shit on my Steaz

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So you can expect this website/blog/thing to feature more photos of things like a public restroom toilet paper dispenser with "JESUS LIVES" carved into itand THE DEADLY ANACONDA

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Soooo, pretty sure it's time to find a new server to host this website. A week ago, it was asking people for a password to enter, and now, I've lost FTP access, meaning I can't actually do anything to the website. What that means is that if this blog page wasn't hosted at Blogger, I'd have no way to affect what shows up at websurfnicaragua.com any more. Meanwhile, looking to Chamber Gates (the

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Should have posted these back when they were relevant, but there were a lot of shiny objects nearby, and well, you know how that goes.Anyway, with the economic downturn, Santa apparently had to take on a second job as a fireman, but then things took a turn for the better when he signed a free agent contract with the 1974 New England Patriots.Meanwhile, in other countries, they have their own

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(NOTE: May not be actual image from 2009 Oklahoma blizzard)So for the last week or so, the dudes with ties who tell us what's going to happen with the weather (mostly The Weather Channel, Gary England and this other dude who a guy in the break room was saying got kicked out of school and just has the job because his dad owns the station, or something else weird like that) never could get their

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More news, notes, and photos from the planet Hoth coming tomorrow.

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Issued by The National Weather ServiceOklahoma City, OK 4:17 am CST, Thu., Dec. 24, 2009 ... WINTER STORM WARNING NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM CST THIS EVENING... THE WINTER STORM WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM CST THIS EVENING. * TIMING: ALL OF TODAY AND THIS EVENING * MAIN IMPACT: HEAVY SNOW AND STRONG WINDS. NEAR BLIZZARD CONDITIONS AT TIMES. SNOWFALL WILL AVERAGE 4 TO 8 INCHES.

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Is at the keyboard.

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No, not THAT dream...So last night, I'm all crashed out hard asleep, and I start having this dream. Now, I don't remember the beginning or middle parts, but they're not in any way pertinent to this story I'm about to unfold here, so I'm not too worried about that. What I can remember is that it was one of those crazy, twisted dreams that takes you down some winding road of unrelated events that

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Taken today in Lexington, OK:This might seem silly to you heathens out there, but the healing powers of The Lord are well-known:Meanwhile, on a less cheerful note, we also drove past this one today, just outside of Ada:Now, don't pay attention to what the words say, because that's not the focus here. Or, if you're way into The Lord, by all means pay attention, but then focus elsewhere once you're

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Hi. You might not remember me. I run a website. This one, actually. Crazy. I don't think anyone actually comes here anymore, but to the seven or eight of you who still do, I'm sorry I haven't done anything on here lately. I mean, I'm sure the internet is ablaze with furor about updates on the health and quantity of my aquarium fish, but updates regarding anything else have been sparse lately. As

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Have you ever fought with the idea of taking the time and trouble to fix a sammich or make some hot dogs, when there's a part of you that just wants to chew some dang gum? WELL NOW YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL:Yes, bubble gum shaped like tiny bologna and tiny hot dogs. If Walgreens ever gets tiny bread bubble gum and some sort of mustard candy paste, we are fully in business.But going from false meat to

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TO VICTORY~!

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"He put hard times on Dusty Rhodes and his family. You don't know what hard times are daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work. They got four or five kids and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell em' go home. And hard times, are when a man works on a job thirty years, THIRTY YEARS!

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So yeah, yesterday, we took the new cat to the shop to get his sexy parts removed. It came in at a cost of roughly $231 more than any previous cat neuterings I had known of had cost, but eh, Dusty's a good cat, and worthy of only the finest in ball-removal. He was pretty much wiped out for most of the day yesterday, but he's back to normal now, albeit a few grams lighter.Meanwhile, Crackhouse

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I just think it's great that among us walks a dude named "Cuncho."

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...Realizes that she has made a terrible mistake

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I can has cheez?So yeah, this cat was all hanging around outside the new place, so we took him in, named him after Dusty Rhodes, (the wrestler, not the baseball player who apparently died a few days ago)and in a week, we're going to have his balls cut off. Good times. Right now, he's kind of splitting his time between hanging out in the bushes outside and hanging out in the bedroom inside. The

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Haven't posted in a while, (ha, like that's new) and I'm not yet sleepy enough to attempt going to bed, so here's what's been going down lately:Me and Sarah totally got an apartment together, and it's totally rad and I feel like an adult and stuff. I kinda feel bad though, because I've had a huge head start on crap accumulation, so my crap outnumbers hers like forty-to-one, and it's like an

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I have a bunch of photo-related stuff to post, mainly from clearing out my closet full of crap and heading down to Ada for a couple days for Sarah and her mom's college-type graduation of fancy book-learnin', but for now, here's the one that I can get done in a few minutes with a handful of pictures. I'm lazy; that's how these things work. But anyway, I finally got some fish for the 14 gallon

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And there's still some in there, but I think I need to seriously start thinking about putting a fish or two in there. Meanwhile, in the 2-gallon, it's business as usual.

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Moving a laser pointer around on my computer's monitor....And chasing it with the mouse pointer.

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New 14 gallon tank, within a day or so of water being added:A couple weeks later, fluorite dust starting to clear:A week or so ago, fluorite dust giving way to tank-cycling bacteria cloud:Today: Almost there~Ammonia reads 1 ppm, (parts per million, duh) Nitrates are 5 ppm, and Nitrites read 1 ppm. I figure it'll be fish-worthy in a week or so. The fancy expensive gravel seems to be doing the

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Messing with some stuff here. Sorry~

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I had this weird little piggy bank shaped like a football and such. Now, I have converted it into a Matt Forte bank, because I'm weird:

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Okay, haven't posted since the last week of February, so I figure I better update on the happenings and goings-on. Busy month.- Remember that post about how I cured fish disease by just letting the tank go and letting the fish get all unstressed and such? Yeah, so it ended up being kind of bullshit in the end. Without getting into the sad details, adding two new barbs to the tank stressed

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First, the bacterial/fungal/whatever shit broke out big-time in the ten gallon tank again, taking out Darrell #2 (The smallest of the three tiger barbs. Poor little guy.) in the process, and I finally got fed up. I just said fuck it, fuck bacteria, and if it's what's gotta happen to save the fish I still have, fuck the dang live plants. So I medicated the shit out of the tank, this time with

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According to my online tax return and every online "tax return estimate" thing I've checked and rechecked like a hundred times, I'm supposed to get back 966 dollars this year.THAT'LL BE NINE HUNDRED SIXTY-SIX DOLLARS ON RED, MY GOOD MAN

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Now begins Week Two of me not having an operational car. So far, we've ruled out, the battery, the starter, the alternator, and the ignition system. Which leaves only one possibility left:SATAN.

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This is happening inside my body as we speak.

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But I actually just called in sick to work. Wow. This thing has been weird so far, in the I was the most miserably sick on the first day, but while I felt fairly decent yesterday, the whole "exploding ass" thing was about fifty times worse. Today shall be a mystery, but one that I'd rather not have unfold at work. Of course, since I called in, this pretty much guarantees that I'll be magically

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My streak of not puking going back to 1995 is still intact, but the simple act of trying to chew a piece of gum this morning brought that dangerously close to an end. Meanwhile, I'm running a temperature in the low hundreds, my ass has clearly decided that it wants rid of everything in it, and I left work after about 30 minutes today, which if you know me, is pretty much unthinkable. Life is

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"Fuck Tim Tebow."

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SECOND: MOHAWKS ON SMALL CHILDRENThis may come as a shock to some of you, as I'm sure you've all assumed I make a living doing something like being a fabulous rock star or fighting crime with nothing but my cunning and my fists, but the reality is much more plain and embarassing: I work at Wal Mart. And with that job comes the harsh task of dealing with Wal Mart customers - Who just happen to

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At least that's what they tell me.

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Back in the day, I was all about making posts about my fish tank, and all it ever ended up being was a horrifying chronicle of guppy-death. So I shut up about it, and things went well for a year or so. But I just had to open my damn mouth, and things went goddamn haywire in there. For starters, I had to learn that my old heater was broken and stuck in the "on" position, meaning that if I used

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Haven't done this in like eight hundred years, so I figured I'd detail what's been going on in fish tank world. First, here's the ten-gallon I got in 2006, still going strong:It's kind of a shameful thing right now, as I had a mysterious plant die-off a while back that spooked the shit out of the fish, so I had to put the plastic plants back in until things grow back to a decent size. The lily

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So I was out and about a while ago, buying expensive heaters to keep the frigid Oklahoma winter from killing my Betta and getting more groceries than I intended to buy, when I decided to stop by Ross. If you didn't know what that is, it's one of those clothing stores where most of the stuff is somehow damaged or irregular, and costs like a fifth of what it's supposed to as a result. I didn't

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NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YA? NICE TRY, BITCH. NOW, YOU'RE DEAD. HA HA HA HA HA HA. EAT DUSTPAN, YOU FOOL.

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It is truly a new season when I notice that my popsicles are thawing out, and I have to punch the back wall of the fridge a few times to break up the thawed/refrozen ice, and then knee the door real hard to get the compressor to kick back on.

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be stealin' my bucket.

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Look at this thing. LOOK AT THIS THING.First, the boring, "List View" - that I never had to use before - with Windows Task Manager open for resource-viewing purposes:Here's a closeup of the memory usage (click to enlarge, for best results - Stupid narrow blog layout):A little over 72 megabytes of RAM being used. Kinda large, but nothing out of the ordinary, in today's world of giant-ass

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...And it's like St. Anger with Reload's production. It's like taking a huge dump and then peeing in the pile. But the songs are all eight minutes and have fast parts, so I'm sure everyone will be saying those turds are "back" now.They should have just quit years ago.

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As you may have noticed, stuff looks different around here. I'm still working on changing things around, which means that this place is more than likely going to look exactly the same for like eight more years.Scheduling being the way it is, I'm now back up to one day a week with nothing to do but lay around being idle and worthless. So updates might happen more than one a year eventually. I'm

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Chad Johnson has legally changed his last name to Ocho Cinco.

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Hey guys. Look, I know you guys all love Brett Favre. You looked the other way when he kept waffling over retirement for the last decade or so, you shrugged off all his 288 interceptions as being the result of a bad route by the receiver, you mentioned him at any opportunity during games that didn't even peripherally involve the Green Bay Packers, and I'm willing to guess that if he requested

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It is in such a condition right now.

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You know what this is? It's my old fuel filter, from my car.You know what that little red spot on it is?Why, it's the same thing that's on this screw driver...Just behind my driver's side headlight...And here, on my bumper.It's my old HUMAN BLOOD, from my BODY. Meanwhile, here's the real bummer:Ouch. Oh well.Represent.

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I decided I'd like to buy some stupid shit sometime soon, and to eliminate the practical impact such purchases would have, I'll sell some of my previous stupid shit. Most of it is going to consist of football cards that will sell at heart-breakingly low prices, but I decided to start things off with the big daddy of them all, which probably won't sell at all.But here you go. And yes, I do feel

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Is fooling no one.

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Is in a crate.

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Well, gotta update this thing somehow...1. There Will Be Blood (2007)You've probably heard of this one, seeing as it was like one of the hugest movies lately. Anyway, Daniel Day Lewis turns in the greatest performance of his or anyone else's career as an old-school oil baron, with the movie chronicling his story from rags to riches and from eccentirc, ruthless ambition to batshit,

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I still curse Rex Grossman, though.

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With my last breath, I curse Rex Grossman.

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You scan the item.Then, a screen comes up telling you to put it in the bag.Then, you put it in the bag.Then, you scan another item, and the process repeats itself.YOU DO NOT SCAN THE ITEM, HOLD IT LOOKING DUMBFOUNDED WHILE THE SCREEN TELLING YOU TO PUT IT IN THE BAG SHOWS UP, WAIT FOR IT TO GO AWAY, GIVE UP AND PRESS "SKIP BAGGING," THEN PUT IT IN THE BAG, WHICH LOCKS THE MACHINE UP AND MAKES A

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Dethklok - "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle"Do You Folks Like Coffee?Real Coffee,From the Hills Of Colombia?The Duncan Hills awake youFrom A Thousand Deaths.A Cup Of blackened Blood.(Die, Die)You're Dying For A Cup.Guatemala Blend,Ethiopian,French Vanilla Roast.(Die, Die)You're Dying For A Cup.Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!You're Gonna Get Some... nowAnd Scream... For Your CreamDuncan Hills,Duncan Hills

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Is possessed by the devil.

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Just thought I'd share the latest retarded Oklahoma weather. Basically, this is what just happened:So now, this stuff is everywhere:Fun times. My car made it out okay, though, and that's what really matters. Screw everyone else and their cars and lives and stuff.

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Is in the tub.

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Introduction: This is a thing I was really planning on doing a Random Shit about, but never could bring myself to type out a whole long thing, so I figured I'd do it in installments here. So what that means is that it'll eventually get abandoned when I move on to bigger and better things, so just smile, nod, and enjoy the five-to-seven of these that I actually bother to type up.FIRST: THE FORD

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This fell on my foot when I came in from checking the mail earlier. I think it might have already been dead when it happened, but I wasn't sure. So I made sure. Stupid nature.

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So here is a precious gift:~HAPPY CHAIR~

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YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Aw, Christ.REX GROSSMAN - Well, like I said the last time I updated this thing in early 1997, quarterbacks coach Pep Hamilton was brought in to bring consistency to Rex's play, so rather than having a few amazing games and a bunch of spine-curdlingly horrible ones, he just had a bunch of bad ones and ended up getting benched after a few games. This led to the Brian Griese era, which I'll get to

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You were a good shitty old chair.

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Computer's paid off, excess Christmas-type credit card bills are gone, and I just bought the only Matt Toeaina rookie card off Ebay for three dollars. Life is good.

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COACHING CHANGESThis is the part where it's hardest to remember and/or look up what happened with who. So you better appreciate this part, goddammit. And I can't find a definitive list, so I'm just going down the list of guys that the Bears website says joined the team in 2007.DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR - Bob Babich - The biggest news was Ron Rivera heading off to do whatever in San Diego, with this

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FUKK U, PATRIOTS

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You are dead to me, Pro Football Hall of Fame. Dead. Deader than Patriots quarterbacks were after Richard Dent sacked them one and a half times in Super Bowl XX.You dead, dog.

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You got it, motherfuckers.

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How did any of those other stupid teams ever lose to these dorks?

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"There's no way to shorten Deinonychus into something as sleek, sexy, and marketable as "raptor." Seriously, could you see anyone going to a basketball game played by the Toronto Nychuses?"READ MORE HERE

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FREE AGENCY:Here was one of the worst things of all this year. The Bears lost a million guys, added virtually none, and figured everything would be hunky-dory. It was like they bought into the "not time to rebuild, time to reload" hype so much that they forgot to actually bother reloading. I tried to only count real players who seemed to get real playing time in these, because I'm sure someone,

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Well, the football season is over now. What? There's still the playoffs left? Are you kidding me? Playoffs!? Child's play for fools is what that is. That's nothing but some middle-aged pill-freak and Peyton Manning's retarded brother competing to be the one that will fight against all odds to maybe come within ten points of respectability against a team coached by a homeless guy and

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Think of it as gaining a pair of shorts~Also, here is a cat.

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I just had a dream where someone told me that Thomas Jones had decided to retire, causing me to actually go, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO," like Darth Vader.

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Stupid nature.

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