I Solve Crimes

So earlier today, someone posted this story at a message board I frequent. Basically, this dude raped somebody, and the cops released the composite sketch to the local news media type places, so people know who to look out for. And in case you were wondering, here's the sketch:

An impeccable likeness, I'm sure. Thing is, I got to looking at this picture, and something dawned on me: I've seen this guy somewhere before. But where? Then, while staring blankly at a wall and thinking about cartoons, which is what I usually do all day, the answer came to me:

The rapist is none other than Rusty Cuyler of "Squidbillies" fame. Case closed.

My name is Lucas. I solve crimes.