Just god damn

Now begins Week Two of me not having an operational car. So far, we've ruled out, the battery, the starter, the alternator, and the ignition system. Which leaves only one possibility left:


SATAN.

The joys of vehicle maintenance

You know what this is? It's my old fuel filter, from my car.

You know what that little red spot on it is?

Why, it's the same thing that's on this screw driver...

Just behind my driver's side headlight...

And here, on my bumper.

It's my old HUMAN BLOOD, from my BODY.

Meanwhile, here's the real bummer:

Ouch. Oh well.

Represent.

Had to use the card

But I have a new battery now. It takes less than a second to crank the car now, as opposed to the five minutes it took before. And I have hella cold cranking amps now. Like seven billion cold cranking amps.