You scan the item.
Then, a screen comes up telling you to put it in the bag.
Then, you put it in the bag.
Then, you scan another item, and the process repeats itself.
YOU DO NOT SCAN THE ITEM, HOLD IT LOOKING DUMBFOUNDED WHILE THE SCREEN TELLING YOU TO PUT IT IN THE BAG SHOWS UP, WAIT FOR IT TO GO AWAY, GIVE UP AND PRESS "SKIP BAGGING," THEN PUT IT IN THE BAG, WHICH LOCKS THE MACHINE UP AND MAKES A CASHIER HAVE TO COME AND BAIL YOU OUT. YOU ALSO DO NOT DO THIS WITH EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SCAN.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PEOPLE
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Monday, June 02, 2008
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
I'd like to tell the internet

When forming sentences in the present perfect or future perfect tense, the word to use is "have," not "of." Yes, when someone uses a contraction such as "should've," the second part sounds like "of," BUT IT IS NOT FUCKING "OF."
Also, the letter A does not ever appear anywhere in the word "wrestling," and there is no E at the end of "her."
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