These Charmin Freshmates...

It's like the comfort and superior cleaning power of wiping your butt with a wet washcloth, but without the embarrassing inconvenience of having poopy rags laying everywhere.

OH MAN KANGAROOS

So I read the new Achewood today, and it got me all nostalgic to Google Kangaroo sneakers, and HOLY CRAP SOMEONE DECIDED TO BRING BACK KANGAROOS. WALTER PAYTON WORE THOSE. But they're like sixty-five bucks a pair, and that seems a bit much for what appears to be the kind of shoe Reebok and Adidas sell for like thirty bucks less, but with a pocket on the side. But still, POCKETS FOR YOUR KEYS AND CHANGE.