Cabinet Cat

...Be stealin your canned goods.

I have a phone with a camera in it now

So you can expect this website/blog/thing to feature more photos of things like a public restroom toilet paper dispenser with "JESUS LIVES" carved into it

and THE DEADLY ANACONDA

Well, that's a load off my mind

Taken today in Lexington, OK:



This might seem silly to you heathens out there, but the healing powers of The Lord are well-known:



Meanwhile, on a less cheerful note, we also drove past this one today, just outside of Ada:



Now, don't pay attention to what the words say, because that's not the focus here. Or, if you're way into The Lord, by all means pay attention, but then focus elsewhere once you're done reading. WHAT IN THE NAME OF CRAP IS WRONG WITH THOSE HANDS? They're like some sort of awful, twisted claw-hands.



I mean, just look at that. Look at it. Can you do that with your hands? No, because you don't have claw-hands. But you know who does? Scorponok.



WE HAVE TO SAVE JESUS FROM SCORPONOK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

I got that grape drink, y'all.

Shit is purple, son.

Home refrigerator repair

My refrigerator sucks. Like my popsicles were melting, and a few days ago, I went to take the last drink out of a gallon of milk that allegedly expired a week from then, and ended up spitting sour milk chunks all over my sink, because the milk had stayed too warm. So I'm all bummed, making plans to call the landlord and all. And for some reason, in my frustration, I get all pissed and punch the back wall of the refrigerator. Now, all of a sudden, there's hell of cold air coming out in my freezer, to the point where everything's getting all frosty, where there was no frost in earlier times. Hopefully, this can trickle down to the place with the milk and cheeses.

UPDATE: Last night, I put my little battery operated clock radio with a digital thermometer on it in the fridge. At that point, it was 56 degrees in there. This morning, it was 26 degrees, and my milk was ice. The refrigerator has been turned from 9 to 7 now.