Song of the (Birth)Day

Yup. I'm 25 now. Wheee.

Vaginal Discharge - Happy Fuckin' Birthday

Well, another fuckin' year has come and gone
So grab your fuckin' party hat and put that fucker on
We're gonna drink a lot of fuckin' beer and smoke a lot of fuckin' pot
And if you're s'posed to work tomorrow, better call and tell 'em to fuck off
Happy fuckin' birthday to you
All your fuckin' friends are here and your fuckin' family, too
Hope you get some fuckin' action, fuckin' drink until you spew
Happy fuckin' birthday to you
Well, we're gonna go out and hit every fuckin' bar
All the drinks are on the house, yeah, you're the fuckin' star
Get all fuckin' drunk and rowdy, gonna turn some fuckin' heads
Gonna party down so fuckin' hard, we;'re gonna tear this town to fuckin' shreds
Happy fuckin' birthday to you
All your fuckin' friends are here and your fuckin' family, too
Hope you get some fuckin' action, fuckin' drink until you spew
Happy fuckin' birthday to you
I said Happy fuckin' birthday to you

Some People Shouldn't be Allowed to Breed

Here's a real winner for you. Not only was the bitch drinking during her pregnancy, but she was drunk WHILE SHE GAVE BIRTH.

Melissa Irene Tanner, 37, of Dewey, Okla., is accused of having a blood alcohol content close to three times the legal limit when she gave birth to a baby girl on June 30. She is being held in jail with bail set at $30,000 and the baby has been placed in foster care.

And why was she in the hospital at the time she had the kid?

Tanner was brought to the hospital after falling off her porch, police said.

Oh, gee. It's times like this that you just want to grab two hammers, one for each hand, and just go out smashing people with them. They fucking need it. Here's another link to the story with a picture of the woman involved. Yeah, I'd have to say liquor was involved somehow in her getting pregnant. Call it a hunch.

SONG OF THE DAY~!

Sick of it All - "Potential for a Fall"

Here's another tale, a replay of society's failures
Out for ourselves, bred to consume in pursuit of wealth
And the ones in charge, once secure show disregard
For future generations who must endure what's left behind

No compassion, no caution, no forethought
Potential for a fall
No forethought, no vision, no future
Potential for a fall
Go about our lives as we turn a blind eye
As long as i get mine
Potential for a fall
Submissive, complacent, sit back and let it slip away
just can't seem to hold it together

And yet we continue with the charade of being individuals
as we get spoon-fed, kept in check by the latest trends
Are we that shallow? Is getting your groove on all that matters?
I'm not asking you to bleed, but show consideration please

No compassion, no caution, no forethought
Potential for a fall
No forethought, no vision, no future
Potential for a fall
Go about our lives as we turn a blind eye
As long as i get mine
Potential for a fall
Submissive, complacent, sit back and let it slip away

Sit back and let it slip away
We can't seem to hold it together
We can't seem to get it right

Your Wrestling Bummer of the Day

Shinya Hashimoto, Japanese wrestling legend, dead at the age of 40.
There aren't many details right now, but it looks like a brain anyeurism got him. And with the way they the Japanese guys dropped each other on their heads so much in the 90s, you have to get scared that news like this might become common pretty soon.
It'll suck not being able to watch him disco dance with Naoya Ogawa or kick the living shit out everyone in New Japan anymore. Bummer.

SONG O' THE DAY

Arlo Guthrie - "The Motorcycle Song"

I don't want a pickle
I just want to ride my motorcycle.
I don't want a tickle
I just dant to ride my motorcycle.
I don't want to die
I just want to ride my motorcy... cle.

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