Sunday, June 18, 2006

HE IS THE GRAVY CHAMPION

He requires nothing less than the freshest gravy, served in a glass.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

God damn

Thanks to the elimination of bread and peanut butter from my diet, in addition to the switch to nasty-ass fat-free mayonaise and the fact that I've eaten two loaves of bread in that period of time as opposed to the two a week I was going through before, I've lost roughly 23 pounds in the last two months. Only about a million more to go.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

SONG OF THE DAY

Iron Maiden - "The Number of the Beast"

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."

I left alone
my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see
can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

'Cos in my dream it's always there
the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back
I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire
I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course