See you fuckers in a week or so.

Later, folks.

ONE OF THOSE SONGS OF THE DAYS

Suicidal Tendencies - "I Saw Your Mommy"

Yesterday, as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
Lying face down in the sewer
I got up closer and realized that I knew her
All her organs coming from her inside
Slashed up skin sliced up hide
Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
That's when I realized she was dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

Twisted body chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent
I wonder how much you had to pay
To get your mom killed in such a bloody way

I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it was neat
But the thing I like seeing the best
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

Twisted body chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent
I know it's your allowance that you really miss
But make it look good at her funeral, and give her a little kiss

I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw her lying in a pool of red
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

Twisted body chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent
I wonder how much you had to pay
To get your mom killed in such a bloody way

I talk to customers sometimes

Dude buying apples: You ever try one of these? (points at the Gala apples)
Me: Yeah.
Dude buying apples: You like 'em?
Me: Those? Yeah.
Dude buying apples: Shit yeah, dude, they're the fuckin' best. Especially after a FAT BOWL.
Me: Uh, right on.

Memories of Terror

Man. Someone on this one message board just mentioned the one thing thaqt truly terrified me beyond all other things when I was a kid. Q: The Winged Serpent. Back in small times when we could still afford HBO, this movie would come on, and it would freak my shit out. That flying snake-god thing just had to be real, and it just had to be coming to eat me and my dog. If I watched that movie, I wouldn't be able to sleep comfortably for weeks. Even now, as someone who rounds up to thirty years old and has seen multiple Evil Dead movies, a Faces of Death video, and got real bored one night and read a bunch of Cannibal Corpse lyrics, looking at stills from this movie gives me kind of a weird, uneasy feeling. Holy crap.