The Iron Man Movie is going to rule.

Oh man.

This movie is going to rule so hard that I left "to" out of the post's title at first.

Free Cable Memorial SONG OF THE DAY

Black Flag - "TV Party"

TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!

We're gonna have a TV party tonight
All right!
We're gonna have a TV party all right
Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do,
than watch TV and have a couple of brews

Everybody's gonna hang out here tonight
All right!
We'll pass out on the couch all right
Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do,
than watch TV and have a couple of brews
Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know
We're dedicated to our favorite shows

That's Incredible!
Hill Street Blues!
Dallas!
Fridays!

We sit glued to the TV set all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all
Its such a fright!

We've got nothing better to do,
than watch TV and have a couple of brews

TV really shows what its like out there
Its a scare!
You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!

We've got nothing better to do,
than watch TV and have a couple of brews
Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know
We're dedicated to our favorite shows

Saturday Night Live!
Monday Night Football!
Jeffersons!
Vegas!

I wouldn't be without my TV for a day
Or even a minute!
Don't even bother to use my brain any more
There's nothing left in it!

We've got nothing better to do,
than watch TV and have a couple of brews

Hey wait a minute, my TV doesn't work
Its broken!
What are we gonna do tonight, this isn't fair
We're hurting!

We've got nothing better to do,
than watch TV and have a couple of brews
What're we gonna talk about, I don't know
(We're gonna miss our favorite shows!

No That's Incredible!
No Monday Night Football!
No Jeffersons!
No Fridays!

No TV party tonight

Olin Kreutz, the Gift that Keeps on Giving

If you're weirdly obsessed enough to remember this post from Christmas last year, you'll know that I like to accumulate stupid pieces of cardboard, often times with Chicago Bears on them. So what with yesterday being my birthday and all, I went on a MASSIVE $13 Ebay spending spree, and ended up with this, that came in today:



Awwwwesome. Another card with a piece of a Pro Bowl jersey attached, his only officially autographed card, and at a $35 book value, it's his most valuable card. And the autograph is directly on the card, instead of the way they'll have a dude sign a sticker to put on the card these days, so that means that the hand that broke Fred Miller's jaw has held this card. Woah.

R.I.P. Free Cable TV

You were too beautiful for this world, free cable.

If I had known the Cox dude outside this morning was unhooking the stuff they were accidentally giving me for free, I would have stabbed him. Or like pushed him over or something.

Life Lessons

I just spent five minutes whacking a votive candle holder with the sharp end of a screwdriver until it was broken into small enough pieces for me to remove it from the place where it had gotten lodged in my toilet. I now know to always close the lid and to not place small objects too close to the edge of the shelf.

Happy 'Merica Day