NOOOOOOOOO

R.I.P. Evel Knievel



He's breaking shit in heaven now.

DAILY STUPID

This is my knee:


Would you like to know how I did this?

SO WOULD I.

SONG OF THE DAY

Nine Pound Hammer - "Carl's Theme"

Yeah!

The pants that I wear wick the sweat from my balls,
I’m a South Jersey Mook, I’m the cock of the walk,
I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!

"More Than a Feeling" is the worlds greatest song,
I crank it all day long, all over my block,
I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!

Get the fuck out of my pool!

Exit 109, baby, that's where the skanks hang out,
They love my shiny dome and my nasty flip flops
I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!

I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!

Look here, I’ve been working since I was 8 years old,
And I won’t eat no more shag you hear that!
Yeah!

Yeah!

An open letter to the spider that decided to build a web directly across my front door while I was away

Fuck you.

Interesting development

I have noticed that in recent months, I have gained ten pounds, yet my waist is the same size, and my gut has actually gotten smaller.
Final diagnosis: I AM FUCKING HUGE, YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

I have decided

That "Big Gun" by AC/DC, the Live Shit: Binge and Purge version of "Breadfan" by Metallica, and "Flash" by Queen are history's three greatest songs.







Discuss.

A Reminder

Of when professional wrestling was not yet gay: