SIZZONG OF THE DIZZAY

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....

Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

"No, seriously, that's me."

Here's a tale of either a misunderstood practical joke, or one of the classic cases of dumbassery, ever. It's one thing to claim to be a different guy when the cops pull you over if you kinda look like the but another thing to do that when... Well, just look at the pictures:

No, seriously, officer. I really am this guy:


Good job there, buddy.

HEFTY SONG O' THE DAY

Vaginal Discharge - "Fat Farm Orgy"

So I gave this fat farm a try
Now I feel like I'm gonna die
Running laps on the track
Hoping I don't have a heart attack
But if I go, I'd rather go having sex
LOTS OF SEX!

C'mon, baby, we're both big tubs of lard
Let's get all the others and fuck in the yard

We'll have a fat farm orgy
Like the Summer of Love with cellulite
Fat farm orgy
Fat rolls flapping in the sunlight
Fat farm orgy
Big fat asses everywhere
Fat farm orgy
Let all the trainers stop and stare

I DON'T CARE!

We came here to lose weight
Resign ourselves to a hellish fate
Swimming laps in the pool
Sauna baths and plates of gruel
But I know something that burns more calories
THAN ANY OF THESE!

C'mon, baby, we're both big tubs of lard
Let's get all the others and fuck in the yard

We'll have a fat farm orgy
Like the Summer of Love with cellulite
Fat farm orgy
Fat rolls flapping in the sunlight
Fat farm orgy
Big fat asses everywhere
Fat farm orgy
Let all the trainers stop and stare

I DON'T CARE!