Tuesday, January 11, 2005

HEFTY SONG O' THE DAY

Vaginal Discharge - "Fat Farm Orgy"

So I gave this fat farm a try
Now I feel like I'm gonna die
Running laps on the track
Hoping I don't have a heart attack
But if I go, I'd rather go having sex
LOTS OF SEX!

C'mon, baby, we're both big tubs of lard
Let's get all the others and fuck in the yard

We'll have a fat farm orgy
Like the Summer of Love with cellulite
Fat farm orgy
Fat rolls flapping in the sunlight
Fat farm orgy
Big fat asses everywhere
Fat farm orgy
Let all the trainers stop and stare

I DON'T CARE!

We came here to lose weight
Resign ourselves to a hellish fate
Swimming laps in the pool
Sauna baths and plates of gruel
But I know something that burns more calories
THAN ANY OF THESE!

C'mon, baby, we're both big tubs of lard
Let's get all the others and fuck in the yard

We'll have a fat farm orgy
Like the Summer of Love with cellulite
Fat farm orgy
Fat rolls flapping in the sunlight
Fat farm orgy
Big fat asses everywhere
Fat farm orgy
Let all the trainers stop and stare

I DON'T CARE!

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