Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles - "Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow"
What do you do if you want to prevent a rape?
You go down to the store, you rent yourself a porno tape
What do you do if you want to prevent AIDS?
You whack upon your dick, you smack upon your ding-a-long
Till it needs Band-Aids
And you'll be masturbating for a brighter tomorrow
and it will free the world from disease and sorrow
as long as you've got your dick in your hand
you've got your best friend (oh oh)
And you'll always know who will be there in the end
What do you do if you want to stop HIV?
You leave the whore at the bar, and whack your way to safety
And what do you do, if you don't want to knock that ho up?
(C'mon you guys, i know you know this one)
And how do you keep from waking up
Next to some ugly slut?
And you'll be masturbating for a brighter tomorrow
and it will free the world from disease and sorrow
as long as you've got your dick in your hand
you've got your best friend (oh oh)
And you'll always know who will be there in the end
I sit eating tacos some times
Thinking it all might end (oh no)
As long as you've got your gland in your hand
You've got your best friend
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