The joys of vehicle maintenance

You know what this is? It's my old fuel filter, from my car.

You know what that little red spot on it is?

Why, it's the same thing that's on this screw driver...

Just behind my driver's side headlight...

And here, on my bumper.

It's my old HUMAN BLOOD, from my BODY.

Meanwhile, here's the real bummer:

Ouch. Oh well.

Represent.