Things Sarah and I find at the store

Have you ever fought with the idea of taking the time and trouble to fix a sammich or make some hot dogs, when there's a part of you that just wants to chew some dang gum? WELL NOW YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL:



Yes, bubble gum shaped like tiny bologna and tiny hot dogs. If Walgreens ever gets tiny bread bubble gum and some sort of mustard candy paste, we are fully in business.

But going from false meat to true metal, Kerry King having his own clothing line was one thing, but this is just taking things way too far:



Just the perfect thing to serve your favorite dips and sauces at your next sadistic feast.