Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Oh hey, they cured AIDS

Okay, not really.

President's 'HIV cure' condemned
President Jammeh, who says he can also cure asthma, made his announcement to a gathering of foreign diplomats last month.

"I can treat asthma and HIV/Aids... Within three days the person should be tested again and I can tell you that he/she will be negative," he said in a statement.


"I am not a witch doctor and in fact you cannot have a witch doctor. You are either a witch or a doctor."
That last sentence has quite possibly blown my mind on some level. But maybe we'll try to one-up Gambia by announcing that George W. Bush found a way to cure prostate cancer, using a compound made of Diet Mountain Dew and that salt that goes in ice cream makers.

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