Watching this movie is like... You know, when you're reading some message board, and they're having a discussion about some really nerdy shit? It's like that in movie form, except it's like the meaningful posts where the few people who actually have lives outside the internet and intelligent thoughts every now and then who are all breaking the shit down have been erased, and it's all just the guys with screen names that end in numbers calling each other fags. This is mixed in with stuff that's like all those Saved by the Bell ripoff shows that came out in the nineties where the already bad writing and acting is way worse, but with the laugh track removed, so you can't tell where they were trying to be funny. And I think we're supposed to think it's awesome, because they're mentioning things nerds like and hitting all the standard Kevin Smith high spots where they talk about sucking cocks or whatever. This movie is like an episode of California Dreams where they keep talking about Lord of the Rings and ass-to-mouth, and it's not funny, and I'm glad I didn't pay money for this shit, and KEVIN SMITH, YOUR WIFE IS NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE AND SHOULDN'T BE IN MOVIES. BAAAAUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH.
The part with Jay talking about Jesus was alright, though.
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